Elk have not been seen in Switzerland for many a year. In the interests of scientific accuracy, please strike the idea of elk from your mind. If you must, think of ibexes instead, a fierce and agile type of goat with great spiraling horns. Marmots will also do in a pinch, but under no circumstances should you think of elk. No. Elk. The elkless among you may now proceed. Maryrose Wood
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  3. In the words of Agatha Swanburne, founder of Swanburne Academy, "Every book is judged by its cover until it is read.

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